DANGER ---> KEEP AWAY

"Heyyy ya'll! Do what Now?"

Printer: don't touch this part

"Don't touch what part... this one?"

Please Stay On Trail

Is that a snake?

Do Not Approach Wildlife

Wild squirrels. This could be dangerous.

South Africa

They never listen.

Sir, Please Stay Off

Sir? Excuse me sir?

Don't Go There

Oh no he didn't.

Road Closed Ahead

"We should probably turn around"

Fire Suit Required Beyond This Point

Double Fail! Probably hard to poop with a fire suit on. Thanks to Jenny.

Stay On Marked Trail! Injury or Death Possible

"I think we go that way." Thanks to Brennan.

For Your Saftey, Do Not Pick Figs?

Wait... remind me again how picking figs is bad for your health and safety?

Danger, Do Not Pass This Point

Please Keep Off The Grass

Source: Webshots

Authorized Vehicles Only

Unless the spooky pirate lighthouse ghosts need a pick me up, I'm guessing that's not an authorized vehicle. Thanks to Matt.

Keep Out Of Flower Beds

No Climbing Permitted

No Push

Please Keep Off Grass