Rewind: Christmas Favorite

Safety first during the holidays.

Please Turn All Cell Phones Off

Thanks Tony!

Unauthorized Motor Vehicles Prohibited

Thanks Mel!

No buckets

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Using buckets can cause injury, low birth weight, and may cause serious risks to your health.

Pyromaniac

firework boy.

Horsebite

Exhibitors Only?

What?

No Loitering

Not pictured sign around the corner: "No Grinding Strangers at Their Mailbox".

No Gang Symbols

Gangsta. You best recognize.

Select # of Kids Only

Kind of off topic here but according to Emily: "What if you only have 1 kid or more than 4?" I guess you don't qualify then. Life isn't fair sometimes.

Stop, No Stopping

Whether this was taken while stopped or still moving, they are still being naughty.

Ladies Room: Use of Cameras Prohibited

3 feet in a 4FT Zone

Do Not Enter

"Oops! Did I enter? My bad."

Please Do Not Climb On Fence

Thanks to Sean!

Seriously?

No Raising Your Leg in the General Direction of the Wall

Please Do Not Touch The Car!

They start so young...

No Photography

Family Interaction!

No Stopping Within 100 Feet

Trains?

Exactly.

Obey The Signs

Click the video to play. It just may save your life.

Bus Falling?

WTF.

BEST. SIGN GRAFFITI. EVER.

Dare You To Disobey Series: Lasers

One Way -->

The "Fake Running Pose" can be an effective means to disobeying signs without actually doing the deed.

Opposite of Cool?

Not really an opposite picture, just awesome. The only thing that could make it better is if the shirt read "#1 Fan".

Please Don't Spank Me

Thanks to Teeter and Brooke!

Two Humped Camels Only?

Thanks to Matt!

Sign Fail: Baboons

Source: flikr

Please Do Not Sit On Shelves

No Parking FIRE LANE

Yo dawg, just breakin the sizigns, what. Thanks to Maudie!

PLEASE walk the WALKs

This little lamb has strayed from the path. Thanks to Kerri!

E3 2009 Action

Wishful thinking: A "No Pictures" sign at an electronics expo.

“OK”

HAZARDOUS Restricted Area

Congrats to stopthat!

Congrats to coblogger 'stopthat' and his lovely wife on the newest addition to their family, Calloway "Cal" August. Here's to a whole new round of defiant kid pictures!

Please Do Not Park Illegally

Took me a second to figure out what was so illegal, then I lol'd and said "oh yeah". Out loud. In a room by myself. Source: castrochronicles.com

WTF Signs: No "More" Babys

No quote-unquote More Babies? What is he really trying to convey? My rule of thumb is to replace quotes with "supposed" or "so-called". How can you put quotes around the word "More"? Oh crap, I just did it.

No Parking

That car looks parked to me.

Curious George Goes to the Aquarium

I was reading this book to my kids tonight. Even Curious George doesn't pay attention to the signs.

YOU CAN LOSE YOUR BALANCE

Topless Pictures Only

...I'm pretty sure that's not what they meant. Thanks to John!

How Many Licks Does It Take To Go Sterile?

I never made it without biting, ask Mr. Owl. Thanks to Downie!

No Loitering

You know he's loitering because he's whistling.

No Flash Photography

One Month of Oppositeyness!

Hey, everyone... it's been one month and nearly 50 posts. We want to thank all of our regular visitors and urge everyone else to bookmark us, because there must be like a quadrabazillion signs out there. Also, for the super lazy, we have RSS feeds and twitter so you don't even have to deduce whether posts are new or not!

We love all of your submissions so far, so keep up the good work and send them to pleasekeepoffgrass@gmail.com! Put us in your phone so you can email us straight from that expensive art exhibit with all the Do Not Touch signs, or in scrubs while eating Cheetos next to a "Please wash hands before returning to open skull brain surgery" sign, or brandishing a firearm in the airport *please obey all state and federal laws.

Email is so 90's you say? Well that's just dumb. But, you can also twitpic it and throw an @keepoffgrass in there. Untold fame and forture is yours for the taking.

Signs like these are just asking to be disobeyed, so get crackin'.