One Month of Oppositeyness!

Hey, everyone... it's been one month and nearly 50 posts. We want to thank all of our regular visitors and urge everyone else to bookmark us, because there must be like a quadrabazillion signs out there. Also, for the super lazy, we have RSS feeds and twitter so you don't even have to deduce whether posts are new or not!

We love all of your submissions so far, so keep up the good work and send them to pleasekeepoffgrass@gmail.com! Put us in your phone so you can email us straight from that expensive art exhibit with all the Do Not Touch signs, or in scrubs while eating Cheetos next to a "Please wash hands before returning to open skull brain surgery" sign, or brandishing a firearm in the airport *please obey all state and federal laws.

Email is so 90's you say? Well that's just dumb. But, you can also twitpic it and throw an @keepoffgrass in there. Untold fame and forture is yours for the taking.

Signs like these are just asking to be disobeyed, so get crackin'.