How Many Licks Does It Take To Go Sterile?

I never made it without biting, ask Mr. Owl. Thanks to Downie!

No Loitering

You know he's loitering because he's whistling.

No Flash Photography

One Month of Oppositeyness!

Hey, everyone... it's been one month and nearly 50 posts. We want to thank all of our regular visitors and urge everyone else to bookmark us, because there must be like a quadrabazillion signs out there. Also, for the super lazy, we have RSS feeds and twitter so you don't even have to deduce whether posts are new or not!

We love all of your submissions so far, so keep up the good work and send them to pleasekeepoffgrass@gmail.com! Put us in your phone so you can email us straight from that expensive art exhibit with all the Do Not Touch signs, or in scrubs while eating Cheetos next to a "Please wash hands before returning to open skull brain surgery" sign, or brandishing a firearm in the airport *please obey all state and federal laws.

Email is so 90's you say? Well that's just dumb. But, you can also twitpic it and throw an @keepoffgrass in there. Untold fame and forture is yours for the taking.

Signs like these are just asking to be disobeyed, so get crackin'.

Beware of Jet Intake

Turn Off Cellular Phone

German series: Alpine Dangers

And with the Germany trip at its end, Jenni poses one more time. Similar to wild firetrucks (see image left), as Ryan has educated me on these, alpines are equally as wild, plus dangerous. Be on the lookout for them.

German series: No running

stoppen Sie Betrieb

German series: Heterosexual couples not allowed?

Nice job, Jenni.

Do Not Cross Fence

Double-Cross

They have literally double crossed the police. Keep up the good work, ladies.

German series: Do Not Step on the Wall

Do it, I dare you... Oh snap!

German series: No humans may enter

Straight from Germany... Jenni displays the meaning of defiance.

German series: Falling people

FuBgangerweg! That's what she said.

Keep Out Of Reach Of Children

Now... does anyone have any food they need to store?

Crazy Sign Series: I Kan Spel

Crazy Sign Series: Death plus $200 fine

Crazy Sign Series: Guess I've been doing it wrong all these years

How else are you supposed to do it??

Please Keep Off Grass

Title shot! Looks like he's still contemplating whether he should be there or not.

Do Not Climb On Railing

Thank You.

Reverse Parking

Right in front of his windshield as he pulled in! Awesome.

Do Not Take Photographs

Photo of the 'No Photographs' sign... classic.

No Soliciting

Hah, left a business card.

Path Closed

Close Enough...

Crazy Sign Series: Don't, uh... I don't get it

No passing gas through your feet? No climbing giant beanstalks?

Massive Sign Fail

Maybe none of them speak English, French, or German...

He's not on the ground, so it doesn't count

No Basket on the Floor

Two rules broken: 1) basket IS on the floor and 2) there are multiple baskets. Double whammy.

Falling Ice

Thems are some big icicles.

No Dunking

Do Not Drink